I’ve uploaded what might be considered the “title track” of the (as yet untitled) book on the official Hairy Eyeballs site. To make it simpler, I’ve also embedded it here so you don’t even have to leave this page. Just click in the middle of the book to see it full screen.
Just a note: This is a very early rough draft, and will likely be edited much over the next few months. I just wanted to give an idea of what kinds of stories to expect so I can scare off the faint of heart well in advance of the really juicy stuff.